If you would have asked me 3 weeks ago if I loved JB, I would have needed clarification on what JB actually meant. Then I hung out with ten 13 year old girls who had "I heart JB" written all over their hands/phones/shirts and I thought, maybe it wouldn't hurt to check him out for the sake of commonality.
Then my neighbor Megan let her bieber love hang out. And then Kassey did too. Then Kate posted her bieber bangs. And all of a sudden he was on my Pandora radio station and I was calling Guido baby baby baby oh baby and giving Matt never say never telephone concerts.
Since I listened to him mainly on Pandora, I also got a slew of other poppy artists that I had never been previously acquainted. Then I found myself singing along. I was whipping my hair back and forth while doing the dishes. I threw my hands up and party'd in the usa while walking the dog. I was singing about being 15 and romeo and juliet. I was talking in body language and feeling so international. It just came naturally.
It's like a plague... or perhaps a fever? A bieber fever? Oh hells bells. Talk about embarrassed and probably in need of an intervention.
There is one less lonely girl in Utah. Way to go Bieb. Next up? Seeing his movie and then blaming this whole period of time on my looney pregnancy brain.
The baby baby baby oh baby made me do it.